So you had a party, and it got wild, and the police came. Who are you
the fat one from that 80's US college film? No, cos that dude had
friends, you just give people free booze til they puke or fight, or
puke fight, which is gross and the police should have used tazers not
CS spray.

This fat fuck is a piece of work. A big round safari suit wearing
mother, with a body like the big game. Only someone that fat could
take joy in people having bulimia. Probably binging on baked immigrant
as we speak aren't you? But you don't purge do ya? You have dessert.

So your booze fuelled journo mates kick off outside like a drunken
student taking on a rightwing authority. I am just amazed it wasn't a
contest between a valid eastern European immigrant and a tiger from
Lord Ashcroft’s exotic menagerie.

Did you think it would make us forget about your second house? And the
way you’re not just using our money to pay for it, but bragging about
how much money you're making? In a recession? You have gone wrong big
boy!

I can’t be bothered writing more or making this post make sense that’s how much I dislike you.

Im going to go set fire to a car and imagine its you, fuck you pickles

Isn't the North all the same? I do know its grim...

So you like Liverpool do you? Well you should do, seeing as you’re the Shadow Minister for Liverpool? You would think that you would know what the inhabitants of that city loved wouldn't you? But surprise surprise, a Tory putting all those ghastly unwashed northerners into one big generic lump.... Well i never?!

It's a good thing you're not Shadow Education as well i'm guessing Geography probably isn't your strongpoint, and that you never liked Football as a child either because the bigger boys used to show you up for the limp wristed charlatan that you are - you make me sick. What's that? You actually support Man United, and you're from Surrey...not Manchester...well fuck me sideways.

Did you bother finding out Grayling….? Did you really….. well then you slapheaded splintered wooden top, some footballers might be good role models, give to charity, refrain from beating people and indulging in orgies yes and they should be commended – this doesn’t make them universally applicable throughout the country though. But Man U's Gary 'I HATE SCOUCERS' Neville, as a role model for LIVERPOOL YOUTH?! See how i highlighted your sheer numbnutted mr sheened brain's total fuckin disregard for a city of well over half a million people? I'M SICK OF YOUR RENEGADE WAYS GRAYLING....YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM - GIVE ME 30 LAPS!!!

You might as well send Pope Benedict to Tehran as a visiting lecturer at the Revolutionary Guard finishing school for insurgency. Because when I see stuff like this it only serves to reinforce that the you and that rag tag excuse for a polticial party know nothing and care for nothing beyong the Watford Gap.

Gary Neville is not a role model for Liverpool youths – because he hates them and he hates that city…he said so himself. And I hate you Grayling….So Fuck you grayling, leave my field of vision... DO IT NOW BEFORE I PUNCH A KITTEN!

Macho macho Hannan, I wanna be a macho Hannan

Is this fresh faced innocent trying to impress the two substitute father figures, the same guy who makes himself look a cheerleader for the rabid right?

My favourite line is the… 'Country is in negative equity'... Well daniel you planning on selling it, has your 3 bed nation gotten to small for you and you need a bigger ktchen for your aga? Or are you trying to show the big boys that you can man up and understand the property market?

But the fun comes with the line, the essential craft of MEP's, is 'saying one thing to chamber one to electorate'… in your case its not two faced it is understandable why you would do that... its the way you talk. You talk like this guy. And he is a fictional comedy character, who incidentally is a proper man…

You seem to be fixated on the sea, are you a Commodore? Are you the MEP for the 7^th Fleet?

Do people come up to you and say, 'Hey Mr Macho this credit crunch that is fucking my life is like… its like boat.'

So Capt Man’s Man Hannan the “international crisis is like convoy of vessels sailing together into squall” and “in good years some corked their hulls and cleared the rigging”

Corked their hulls, cleared their rigging… shivered their timbers, keeled their hulls, rogered the cabin boy yet?

And our hull is pressed deep into the waterline, what does that have to do with the price of bread, nothing… but everything with you trying to show how big your balls are to the guys who still think you’re a lightweight.

Fuck you Hannan...

Oh and buy a suit that fits

Why? I will tell you why. Fuck you Portillo

I dug out this photo yesterday after I saw you on tv.


It was a shock, to see how much you had changed. Older, maybe a more worn face, maybe the same glint in your eye. . .

It got me thinking about the old days. Remember? No I didn't think you would. And why would you now. I guess yourstar is rising again.

But that haughty stare, that amazed condescention that you had been usurped. That pomposity, the right to rule, you may pretend to have forgotten it. . . But it is still there.

Well guess what Portillo, you're still my poster boy for everything that's wrong with Conservatives. So fuck you Portillo, fuck you.