Saturday, 4 April 2009

So you had a party, and it got wild, and the police came. Who are you
the fat one from that 80's US college film? No, cos that dude had
friends, you just give people free booze til they puke or fight, or
puke fight, which is gross and the police should have used tazers not
CS spray.

This fat fuck is a piece of work. A big round safari suit wearing
mother, with a body like the big game. Only someone that fat could
take joy in people having bulimia. Probably binging on baked immigrant
as we speak aren't you? But you don't purge do ya? You have dessert.

So your booze fuelled journo mates kick off outside like a drunken
student taking on a rightwing authority. I am just amazed it wasn't a
contest between a valid eastern European immigrant and a tiger from
Lord Ashcroft’s exotic menagerie.

Did you think it would make us forget about your second house? And the
way you’re not just using our money to pay for it, but bragging about
how much money you're making? In a recession? You have gone wrong big
boy!

I can’t be bothered writing more or making this post make sense that’s how much I dislike you.

Im going to go set fire to a car and imagine its you, fuck you pickles

Thursday, 2 April 2009

Isn't the North all the same? I do know its grim...




So you like Liverpool do you? Well you should do, seeing as you’re the Shadow Minister for Liverpool? You would think that you would know what the inhabitants of that city loved wouldn't you? But surprise surprise, a Tory putting all those ghastly unwashed northerners into one big generic lump.... Well i never?!


It's a good thing you're not Shadow Education as well i'm guessing Geography probably isn't your strongpoint, and that you never liked Football as a child either because the bigger boys used to show you up for the limp wristed charlatan that you are - you make me sick. What's that? You actually support Man United, and you're from Surrey...not Manchester...well fuck me sideways.


Did you bother finding out Grayling….? Did you really….. well then you slapheaded splintered wooden top, some footballers might be good role models, give to charity, refrain from beating people and indulging in orgies yes and they should be commended – this doesn’t make them universally applicable throughout the country though. But Man U's Gary 'I HATE SCOUCERS' Neville, as a role model for LIVERPOOL YOUTH?! See how i highlighted your sheer numbnutted mr sheened brain's total fuckin disregard for a city of well over half a million people? I'M SICK OF YOUR RENEGADE WAYS GRAYLING....YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM - GIVE ME 30 LAPS!!!


You might as well send Pope Benedict to Tehran as a visiting lecturer at the Revolutionary Guard finishing school for insurgency. Because when I see stuff like this it only serves to reinforce that the you and that rag tag excuse for a polticial party know nothing and care for nothing beyong the Watford Gap.


Gary Neville is not a role model for Liverpool youths – because he hates them and he hates that city…he said so himself. And I hate you Grayling….So Fuck you grayling, leave my field of vision... DO IT NOW BEFORE I PUNCH A KITTEN!