Is this fresh faced innocent trying to impress the two substitute father figures, the same guy who makes himself look a cheerleader for the rabid right?
My favourite line is the… 'Country is in negative equity'... Well daniel you planning on selling it, has your 3 bed nation gotten to small for you and you need a bigger ktchen for your aga? Or are you trying to show the big boys that you can man up and understand the property market?
But the fun comes with the line, the essential craft of MEP's, is 'saying one thing to chamber one to electorate'… in your case its not two faced it is understandable why you would do that... its the way you talk. You talk like this guy. And he is a fictional comedy character, who incidentally is a proper man…
You seem to be fixated on the sea, are you a Commodore? Are you the MEP for the 7th Fleet?
Do people come up to you and say, 'Hey Mr Macho this credit crunch that is fucking my life is like… its like boat.'
So Capt Man’s Man Hannan the “international crisis is like convoy of vessels sailing together into squall” and “in good years some corked their hulls and cleared the rigging”
Corked their hulls, cleared their rigging… shivered their timbers, keeled their hulls, rogered the cabin boy yet?
And our hull is pressed deep into the waterline, what does that have to do with the price of bread, nothing… but everything with you trying to show how big your balls are to the guys who still think you’re a lightweight.
Fuck you Hannan...
Oh and buy a suit that fits
